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The Harry Potter Rap LYRICS

 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:07 pm    Post subject: The Harry Potter Rap LYRICS Reply with quote

Well, after MONTHS of waiting, we've decided to release the lyrics to the Harry Potter Rap. Now stop bugging us for them Wink


"Yo! I'm Ritchie Coote, super cute and daft, and I welcome you to Hogwarts school of Wizardry and Witchcraft.

And I’m Michel Corner, kinda pudgy and dumb, we’re gonna tell you all about a wizard school, son.

‘Cause Hogwarts is the bomb, major school of magic, home to Harry Potter, whose life is so tragic.

Parents killed, forehead scared, livin’ with fat Muggles, man Voldemort gave Potter some struggles to juggle.

How d’you get to Hogwarts?

Don’t dare catch the short bus; get Hogwarts express platform nine and three quarters.

But you’ve got to hit up the Diagon Alley. Bring your school list, check it twice and ya dilly don’t dally.

We picked up Galleons at the Goblin bank, Gringotts,

To buy our magic sticks at Olivander’s Wand Shop

What’s inside your wand?

Some unicorn lube. What you got in yours?

A leprechaun’s pube! Oh!

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin’ pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

The Sorting Hat, big ass feast, Dumbledore speaks. Nearly headless, Nick farted every student they freaked!

But startin’ school you gotsta sign up for some classes.

What you takin?

Divination, with that chick with big glasses.

I’m takin’ Potions with that douche, Professor Snape.

Didn’t he get a Dirty-Sanchez in Screech’s sex tape? I read about that crap in last week’s Daily Prophet.

Oh that Rita Skeeter, I’d skeet in her moffet.

Skeeter wrote about Hermione pumping Victor Krum.

Down by Hagrid’s hut?

No, with his Nimbus in her bum.

Oh that Hermione queefed a quaffle, whose cloud’s reek so awful. It smelled up Gryffindor common room like rotten, Greek falafel.

I heard Ronald Weasley was jealous as hell.

Dude, how’d he find out?

From the odoriferous smelled.

Hermione’s fillin’ out, but Cho Chang is hotter.

But whose done em’ both?

My man Harry Potter!

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin’ pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

I’m a Dementor, I work at Azkaban. Who likes BJ’s and has two thumbs, that would be this guy.

Harry Potter is the man, Gryffindor’s top seeker. He wins more matches than Reeboks makes sneakers.

Of the Qudditch pitch he catches Snitches leaving witches in stitches teaching da’ bitches to unhitch their twitching twat itches.

Harry parked with Pansy Parkinson, he boned Susan Bones, snap he’s the son'a bitch who makes Moaning Myrtle moan.

He got hot heads on the night bus till his cauldrons was leaky, the chick started to mumble he said ‘Cho Changy, no speaky!’

Did he do her?

Sure did, but she must eat lots of chowder, her Forbidden Forest was so huge he used Floo Powder.

The Dementors snuck up on Harry, they tried to de-soul him, he turned from Cho Chang and yelled ‘Expecto Patronum!’

So join us on his adventures, and grab your Marauder’s map.

Expect more magical journeys into the Harry Potter rap.

Put on your invisible cloaks, and shine up your brooms.

‘Cause there aint nothin’ better than a Hogsmeade trip on mushrooms!

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin’ pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin’ pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

Pour some out for Harry Potter’s parents."



And you are all officially welcome!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is responible for crafting this beauty? Just you?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nikki wrote:
Who is responible for crafting this beauty? Just you?


nope. myself and Justin Sund...the other half of Cupcake.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EthanNewberry wrote:
Nikki wrote:
Who is responible for crafting this beauty? Just you?


nope. myself and Justin Sund...the other half of Cupcake.


Cute, I can picture you two all hudled together over a unicorn trapper keeper, giggling as you compose!

That one is so well done ! CHEERS!

Do you want to be "on" SNL or write for SNL or both, or neither???

who would you most like to work with that you have never worked with before?

sorry maybe this is the wrong thread???

Thanks Ethan!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: The harry potter rap Reply with quote

You two don't so happen to have the harry potter rap on a MP3 or any type of music format, do you? =]
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love this soooong!!!

It is like AWESOME!

Everyone is on the island of lewis is rocking(I MEAN RAPPING xD) out to this now BY THE WAY!!!

Awesome!

Kirst
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG yay!

Lyrics = very yes!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are there any Harry Potter picture books available?
I am planning to read the first Harry Potter book to my 6 year old son. He is skeptical because there aren't any pictures. So I thought I would give him a picture book, or an illustrated Harry Potter "encyclopedia" or guide to look at whiile I read him the book. But I just can't find any. Does anyone have any suggestions?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo Boyz!! Check dis out! Ya 'll see Harry Potter Vs. Voldemort Rap Battle!!
Code:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/14/votd-harry-potter-vs-voldemort-rap-battle/

COOLLLLL DUDE!
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